You Know You Are A Nerd When…

You Know You Are A Nerd If The Following Things Happen To You:

· You go to a party and shout LOL when someone tells a joke.

· Your children are eating cookies morning, noon and night

· Your partner makes a new rule: “The computer cannot come to bed”

· Tech Support calls you for help

· You wake up at 4am to go to the toilet and stop to check your email on the way back to bed

· You have a tattoo that reads “This person best viewed with Internet Explorer 5.0 or higher”

· You find yourself writing “com” after every full stop in a book

· You refer to going to the toilet as downloading

· You double click your TV remote

· You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape

· You tell the taxi driver you live at http: //15.street/house/bluedoor.htm

· Your dog has his own web page

· You look for an icon to double click to open your bedroom window

· You go up to people you are attracted to “in real life” and ask them for their GIF

· When someone says “What did you say?” you reply “Scroll up”!

· You search for a scroll when you wanna go to the next page of the book

· You enter a room and you greet people with {{hugs}} and **kisses**

· You stop typing whole words and use things like “ppl”, “dunno” and “lemme”

· Your voicemail/answering machine message is “BRB, leave your s/n and I will TTYL”

· You dream in “text”

· You are on the phone and need to do something else so you say “BRB” or “BBL”

· You can type the codings of your top ten favourite websites by heart

· Your bookmark takes 10 minutes to scroll from top to bottom

· You kiss your loved ones’ homepage

· You code your homework in HTML and give your teacher the URL

· You’ve already visited all the links at Yahoo and you’re halfway through Lycos

· Your files account for 50% of Rapidshare’s data

. You have a copyright protection to your phone diary

. Your web page is more popular than you.

. Your favorite sport is Tetris.

. You argue with your computer.

. You ask a woman for her email address instead of her phone number.

. You remember how to use DOS.

. You think Bill Gates is “a cool guy.”

. Only computer users can understand you.

. Your home page is longer than your resume.

. You’ve ever installed Linux.

. You search the Internet for computer humor.

. Your idea of hurrying is typing faster.

. You keep spare mouse pads.

. Someone mentions foreign language and you think “Cobol”.

. You do processes in DOS instead of Windows not because it is faster, but because it just confuses people.

. You’ve have a tattoo of the “Intel Inside” logo.

.You know every law about computer piracy by heart, because you’ve been convicted on all of them.

. You have more insurance on your computer than on your children.

. You’ve ever tried to see how far you can move the mouse without turning off the screen saver.

. Your first aid kit contains Norton’s Anti-Virus.

. You can remember upto 10 decimals how much of the HDD space is remaining

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